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Whoops! We all have bad days but check out these red-faced blunders for lots of laughs. |
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LOBSTER LUNACY!
My parents took me to a posh restaurant for my birthday. My dad ordered a lobster so the meal took ages to come
I needed to go to the loo and, as I pushed my chair back, it hit the waiter who was arriving with our food, sending him flying. Dad's lobster soared up into the air and hit a very posh lady on the head on its way back down! She was not pleased!
Red-faced reader, by email
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WHO'S THAT GIRL?
My best friend and I were shopping in London when, to our amazement, we saw the singer Rihanna. We ran up to her and asked for her autograph, and even got her friend to take a cameraphone pic of us posing with her. One of our gang is a massive fan and we reckoned she'd be sooo jealous, but she had the last laugh. She took one look and said, "That's not Rihanna." The woman had just been a lookalike, but she and her mate had obviously played along when we'd asked for her autograph!
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SHOWER SHAME
I had a French exchange girl staying with me and, after a hot, busy day of sightseeing, we both needed to freshen up. To be polite, I waited half an hour so she could use the bathroom first. Then I knocked on the door of the spare room and said, "I'm going to have a shower now." I went back to my room and got undressed, then opened the bathroom door to find her in there, totally naked! She'd been in her room all the time and had thought I'd said, "You can go and have a shower now."
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MUM'S A SCREAM!
I was on a school trip to a theme park and, as my mum is a volunteer, she came along too. My mates and I decided to go on all the really extreme rides when we got there. I talked Mum into coming on the scariest one with me but I soon wished I hadn't. She screamed her head off all the way through it and then threw up on the girl in front! I've never been so embarrassed in my life!
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CAMO CALAMITY
One evening I went for a walk with my friend Hannah and her parents in the woods. As Hannah and I were walking ahead with her dog, I saw something interesting. "Look at that log," I said to her. "It's shaped just like a man." To my surprise, the log replied, "I am a man!" It was a soldier in camouflage gear on a training exercise! I was so embarrassed!
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